Awkward Family Video Moment

I think I am going to chronicle some of the weirder stories from Fam Vid because I think there are some really interesting tales from that place.

Last week, I was at the store by myself during the day when a man and his 3 year old son come up to the counter. It was a normal transaction until the kid came all the way around the counter and up on the little platform I stand on. When kids do this, it annoys the hell out of me and it's even worse when the parents just stand there. So, I am already irritated and then this little kid comes up and hugs my leg. Now this may be considered cute to some, but not this guy. I don't know this kid or where he's been. For all I know this kid just pooped his pants and rolled around in it. So anyways, I look back at the father and he just smirks and shrugs at me like there's nothing he could do. So I shrug back and want to say, "Why don't you get your fuckin kid off my leg?" He eventually tells the kid to "Let go of the nice man's leg," after about 20 seconds of awkwardness. Totally an afternoon killer for me.

When/If I ever have kids, you better believe they will be well-behaved. When I was a child, I knew if I acted up in public, I would get spanked at home. I hope I can strike that fear in my child's eyes one day...

Until next time,
Ryan